“The problem with being crazy dedicated to a particular TV series is that there are very few times you can actually be rewarded for the information that you’ve faithfully stored in your brain. For example, try this question: What was the official Top Gear verdict on the mighty Atom? It’s driving _______. A: paradise B: us mad C: nirvana) In the Top Gear Board Game, Ultimate Car Challenge, players race around the board to collect the points needed to build their ultimate car. This seems easy until you realize that to win, you’ll need to answer Top Gear trivia, test your powers of guess work on “”The Cool Wall,”" challenge another player to a game of Caravan Conkers, and avoid all the hazards and unwanted caravan holidays. Can you do it? There’s only one way to find out. Product Specifications Trivia board game based on the most popular car show on TV Play time: 60 minutes For 2-4 players, ages 8 to adult Mechanic: Roll & move, trivia Race around the board and build your ultimate car Test your knowledge of Top Gear trivia Challenge your opponents to Caravan Conkers Avoid the hazards of the road Includes: Game Board 12 Ultimate Car Cards 43 Hazard Cards 165 Question Cards Score Pad 4 Player Tokens Die Instructions”

“Are you a musician (or just someone who loves making noise)? Like crazy noisemakers? Want to drive your parents/spouse/kids/dog/cat crazy? Like any product that involves a Big Red Button? You’ll love the Beep-it Optical Theremin. It is a hand-held, rectangular device that features a Big Red Button, a volume knob, a 1/4″” jack, and a light sensitive resistor. Simply put in a 9 volt battery and you’ll be ready to play. As an optical theremin, it outputs a square wave whose pitch is controlled by the amount of light striking a photoresistor. You control the pitch by casting shadows over the light sensor or by pointing it toward or away from a light source. Using a flashing light can induce a cool oscillating effect. It’s fun for amateur noisemakers, but powerful enough for professionals working in experimental, hip-hop, electronic, sample-heavy, and indie rock genres. It is simple to use and powerful enough to appeal to any musician to use in a live set or recording or sampling session. Product Specifications Optical theremin, fits easily in your hand Outputs a square wave whose pitch is controlled by the amount of light striking a photoresistor Cast shadows over the light sensor or point lights at it Use a flashing light for a cool oscillating effect Has a Big Red Button – everyone loves Big Red Buttons Simple for amateur noisemakers, powerful enough for pro musicians 1/4″” output jack for connecting it to audio equipment like amplifiers, guitar pedals, recording devices, etc Batteries: 1 9-volt (not included)”

The Internet has provided us with many wonders, from skateboarding dogs to Chuck Norris facts. Over the past year, though, one sensation has dominated the Web: LOLcats. Since its founding in January 2007, icanhascheezburger .com (named after the most famous LOLcat of all) has been the center of the LOLcat world. I Can Has Cheezburger? collects 200 LOLcats from the enormously popular site, some classic and some new, in glorious and glossy full color. The book also highlights legendary LOLcat forms recognizable to fans everywhere (including “Do Not Want,” “Monorail Cat,” and “Oh Noes!”), and offers a guide to the finer points of LOLspeak. Packed with witty and endearing images and published into a proven cat-egory, I Can Has Cheezburger? is sure to delight feline aficionados and Internet nerds alike.

“Looking for the perfect gift for your girlfriend, wife, or even your mom? How ’bout the “”I love my geek”" shirt? It pretty much speaks for itself, and proves to the world that geeks really are lovable! I [heart] my geek on a black, 100% cotton ladies’ shirt. Looser cut than the babydoll tee, this is considered a “”classic cut”". It’s styled for women, but is not tight or fitted. This shirt fits like Huge Tracts of Land. Here’s the babydoll cut version of this shirt if you’d prefer a smaller / more fitted shirt. Note: Please reference the table below to choose your size. S M L XL XXL Chest 37 in. 39 in. 42 in. 45 1/2 in. 49 1/2 in. Length 24 1/2 in. 25 in. 25 3/4 in. 26 1/2 in. 27 in. Women’s US Size 4-6 8-10 12-14 16-18 20-22″

“It’s late. You can hear the zombies outside the castle walls, but you’ve got to keep on digging because… Well, because digging is the whole point, right? But then you get hungry in the real world. Your stomach gurgles and complains. Now you’ll have to get up and walk all the way to the kitchen to get some food! You might even need to use the microwave, or worse, THE STOVE. Agony! Though we do offer a variety of caffeinated delights that might tide you over, we haven’t come up a magic porkchop to keep you fueled through hours of heavy mining and exploring. However, we can offer you some amazing Minecraft Refrigerator Magnets to help alleviate the drudgery of feeding your body. In each pack of Minecraft Refrigerator Magnets, you will receive two magnetic sheets packed with 80 colorful, classic blocks. Use the magnets to hold up printouts of treasured screenshots of your vacation on that island covered with snow. Share your schematics for your next fortress with the whole family. Or play a rousing game of “”name that data value!”" Just remember that no matter how tempting it might be, punching your refrigerator will not give you milk. You need a bucket for milk, silly! Product Specifications Official, licensed Minecraft product Two magnetic sheets with 80 1″” square blocks each! Each sheet includes: 1 Workbench 1 Furnace 1 Chest 1 TNT 1 Bookcase 1 Jack-o-Lantern 2 Snow 3 Coal 2 Iron Ore 1 Gold Ore 1 Redstone Ore 1 Diamond Ore 4 Water 4 Lava 2 Clay 5 Grass 3 Trees 5 Leaves 3 Gravel 3 Sand 7 Brick 7 Wood 7 Stone 7 Cobblestone 7 Dirt Are you a game master who uses a magnetic surface for your RPG? These 1″” squares will fit perfect and allow you to build cool maps and terrain for your game.”

“You are a mighty Quarrior – a magical warrior with knowledge of the mysterious powers of Quiddity and the art of capturing Quarry. Your Quarry (also known as “”dice”") are power Creatures and magical Spells that you can use in your quest to amass the most Glory [and] be hailed as the Champion of the Empress! Thus begins (with a little condensation) the rules for Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game the epic game of hexahedron monster combat mayhem (aka: dice battles)! We love dice and any game that comes with 130 of ‘em definitely pops up on our radar. And once we played Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game, we knew we had to share it with you. From summoning creatures to casting spells, all with dice rolls and points and all those good things, you’ll be feeling like a hexahedronomancer in no time. We just made that word up, but you know what we mean. Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game combines our love of dice with our love of rolling dice, sprinkled with our love of monsters, powers, spells, and awesome. Quarriors, roll out! Get it? ‘Cause they’re dice? Nevermind – just buy this game. Quarriors Mega Dice Battle Game Compete with other players to capture the most powerful spells and creatures in this epic dice game. It’s epic because each game comes with 130 dice! Includes: 130 Custom Dice, 53 Power Cards, 1 Score Tracker (with wooden markers), 4 Dice Bags, Instructions, and the awesome Collectible Tin Box. Players: 2-4 Ages: 14 and up Tin Dimensions: approx. 5.375″” cubed”

If you’re a geek with a child, odds are your penchant for all things intellectual will rub off either on purpose or just by your mere presence! Since that’s the case, you will need to clothe the little hacker with our Geek in Training t-shirt!

It’s heartwarming to see the droids in the Star Wars universe obeying their human masters. So many sci-fi movies show the worst case scenario with robots, so we’re always happy to see helpful robots and droids. Even if they’re helping the bad guys. This R2-D2 wants nothing more than to help you comfortably sit while on the go. He’ll come camping, or to fan conventions, or to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July. We don’t recommend bringing him to Hoth unless you’re going to go ice fishing or something. He’s more of a warm weather droid. This fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible is only found at ThinkGeek! Product Specifications Folding camp chair featuring everyone’s favorite droid Made of sturdy nylon, suitable for indoor or outdoor use Comes with a nylon shoulder bag for carrying and storage ThinkGeek exclusive product – you won’t find this anywhere else! Fully licensed Lucasfilm collectible One size fits most adults

“The year is 2022. The world has grown more crowded each year, and as the population has grown, the means to feed that population have dwindled. We couldn’t go hungry; something had to be done. That’s where the Soylent Corporation stepped in and saved us all. Forget their Soylent Red and Yellow – their crowning achievement has been Soylent Green. And now we share their wondrous invention with you: Soylent Green Crackers. Soylent Green Crackers are the food stuff the world has been waiting for. A pleasing green cracker is low in fat and full of spinach, high energy plankton, and a special blend of herbs and people. Wait, what? Did we say people? DID WE SAY PEOPLE? OH SNAP – SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!! Ok, it’s not really people. But Soylent Green Crackers are delicious and a great conversation piece. So remember, Soylent Green Crackers are not really made of people. Or are they? For nutrition information, click here. Soylent Green Crackers Healthy crackers, powered by spinach and plankton. Beautiful (and frightening) vintage-look packaging! Fully licensed edible collectible (i.e. eat the crackers and keep the box!) May or may not contain people. 100% of the electricity used to make these crackers and box comes from green power sources. Net Wt: 4.4oz (approx 10 servings). Box Dimensions: approx. 4.5″” x 7.635″” x 2.5″”"

“Meet Jack. He’s a writer with a problem. He’s got a deadline to meet, and his publisher is breathing down his neck. So, he piles the family in his station wagon, and heads out into the wilderness. There, he’ll get a little extra focus to finish his manuscript. Unfortunately for Jack and his family, Jack was out of his mind insane, and thought hacking them to death with a hatchet would be a fantastic idea. I think it was the endless pitter patter of his mechanical typewriter that did him in. After weeks of slaving over his QWERTY, all he had to show for his effort was a few hundred pages of “”ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKE JACK…”" something something. What he needed was a little cash, then maybe he wouldn’t have been in such dire straits to make his deadline. You, however, have a little cash, and need a place to put it. You appreciate a nice premium leather wallet, and not that fake PVC leatherette that smells like plastic and falls apart after a few weeks in your pocket. Plus, like Jack, you appreciate the venerable QWERTY layout of the old manual typewriters he used. This wallet is a solid piece of workmanship, with tons of room for your cash, receipts, credit cards, ID and even a few slips of paper with your fantastic ideas for a new epic bit of fiction that came to you while tricycling through an abandoned hotel. Just avoid the river of blood. It gets kind-of messy. Features Premium quality leather wallet Keyboard embossings on the outside “”All work and no play…”" quote embossed on the inside 8.5 inches long by 3.75 inches tall 6 card slots, two folding money pockets, and two hidden pockets Red lining reminiscent of typewriter ribbon”